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Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41010) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41010) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41010) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41010) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41010) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41010) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41010) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41010) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41010) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41010) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34256) - you deserved it (59810)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46152) - you deserved it (13923)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

#9285
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35634) - you deserved it (9228)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

#8288
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35955) - you deserved it (7774)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

#6753
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5617) - you deserved it (64036)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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