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Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22238) - you deserved it (15545)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by elvisfreak5446 - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's been a full week since my last orthodontist appointment and I still can't eat anything besides Slimfast and pudding. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15353) - you deserved it (2023)

On 01/09/2011 at 1:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's been a full week since my last orthodontist appointment and I still can't eat anything besides Slimfast and pudding. FML

#14520919
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15353) - you deserved it (2023)

On 01/09/2011 at 1:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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