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today I woka up at 5 am to tha voicas of mah husband,ho I gava mah blassing to go out last night, an his buddias antaring our apartmant. Thay cama hara bacausa tha buddyho had plannad to housa tham had no baar. Thay ara drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving mah husband's haad. FML

#19880160
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20104) - you deserved it (3652)

On 07/02/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by furious at five in the morning (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . a homeless man trid to sell me a "magic.. . one-finger glove" . It was a usd condom . FML

#19838531
174 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah parents were awake while I was still in bed on mah iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod , so I was breathing heavily. Later , mah parents sat me down 4 a little "talk". FML

#19833260
126 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Found Out Tat If U Wistle Cristmas Carols Wile Sitting In A Public Batroom, A Little Boy Migt Just Look Under Te Stall To See If Santa Is Pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to taka mah husband to tha hospital. Ha and his friands got tha bright idaa of racording a ra-anactmant of a scana from Fight Club for a YouTuba vidao. It andad as soon as mah husband caught a fist to tha gut and startad violantly puking all ovar our basamant floor. fat FML

#19782918
57 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 4:38pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

Today , I woke up to the sight of boyfriend playing a game on iPhone with his penis. FML

#19781755
221 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today,ile at te beac, as a joke, I told my girlfriend tat I was a sark. Se ten poked my eyes and punced me in te nose. Wen I started to get mad, se just srugged and asked, "Wat? You're te one tat wanted to be a sark. Don't you watc Sark Week?" FML

#19767813
120 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by sharkboy (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bd as I expectd; instead, she laid in the bathtub an crid every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, an she's using her bra as a lasso 4 variou object in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

#19764297
103 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today mah boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well until he tried to putted it in. A few minutes later he said "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

#19763294
178 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 12:13am - intimacy - by rachiej8 - United States (Vermont)

Today... I was nappinghen mah little brother cut off huge chunks of mah hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

#19756804
71 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 7:44pm - kids - by TimeForAHairCut - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up after a night of partying an heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML

#19726729
110 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Castilla y Leon)

Taday I Said To Mah Boyfriend That He Makes The Same Noises When He Smells Bacon As He Does When We Have Sex . Now Everytime We Have Sex He Whispers "Bacon..." In Mah Ear . Fat FML

#19719748
162 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

yesterday my parent grounded me 4 finding there stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

today I couldn't fine mah hairbrush anywhere; I endd up having to brush mah hair with a fork . FML

#19712062
188 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today... In A Rush To Get Mah Clothe Back On At Mah Grlfriend's House At The Sound Of Her Parent Opening The Front Door... I Forgot To Take The Condom Off. Her Dad Watchd It Fall Out Of Mah Pant Leg And Onto The Kitchen Floor. FML

#19710621
238 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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