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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21068) - you deserved it (4691)

On 05/18/2012 at 11:05am - love - by Great. (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML


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On 05/17/2012 at 11:02am - love - by Vero (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)

Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML


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On 05/13/2012 at 2:54pm - kids - by just me (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Fruit Loop. FML


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On 05/08/2012 at 7:55am - love - by Kyley - United States

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML


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On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML


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On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

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