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About shelbyslaughters : My name is Shelby, I am 16 years old. I love Iron Man, cats, Tumblr, and the color purple.

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Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML


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On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML


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On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a bar when someone grabbed me by the throat, and slammed me against a wall, saying "Stop fooling around with my wife, because next time - I'll kill you." I'm gay and haven't been with a woman since 1985. FML


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On 08/25/2009 at 1:09pm - love - by Jeff (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML


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On 07/26/2009 at 12:28am - love - by nosrepamai82 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML


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On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was going to a stoplight party. Green shirt=single, yellow=hard to get and red=taken. I show up wearing a red shirt and I see my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I ask him jokingly why he isn't wearing red. He looks at me weird and says, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML


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On 03/27/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by 1234567898765432 - Canada (British Columbia)

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