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About sheilatothemoon_ : photography, indie music, trampolines,
fashion magazines, laughing, summer rain,
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Taday I went to retrieve mah sneakers that mah wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. real FML


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On 08/17/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by JayBausch (man) - United States (New York)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML


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On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my curc. As te organ wasn't in tune I ad to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in te end of a speec, I accidentally it te 'demo' button. None of te grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats an turntable scratces.


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On 08/06/2009 at 8:22pm - work - by Jacky-Boy (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I was sprinting to the bus stop trying to beat the bus . It pulled next to me and honked, startling me off the edge of the road . My foot slipped, I went tumbling, roadrashing my leg . The bus driver stopped, opened the door, and yelled ( I was just letting u know this is a training bus . ) real FML

I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours,hen the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 6:17pm - kids - by GabsAlot829 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at lunch I was running to mah group's table with mah friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on mah belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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