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About sheilatothemoon_ : photography, indie music, trampolines,
fashion magazines, laughing, summer rain,
post secrets, sacha baron cohen, fashion,
$$, new york city, fashion shows,
katy perry, radiohead, coldplay,
joe jonas + jonas brothers
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my curc. As te organ wasn't in tune I ad to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in te end of a speec, I accidentally it te 'demo' button. None of te grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats an turntable scratces.
Today, I was sprinting to the bus stop trying to beat the bus . It pulled next to me and honked, startling me off the edge of the road . My foot slipped, I went tumbling, roadrashing my leg . The bus driver stopped, opened the door, and yelled ( I was just letting u know this is a training bus . ) real FML
I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours,hen the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML
Today, at lunch I was running to mah group's table with mah friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on mah belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Friday 27 March 2015