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shawnsavage

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 91
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About shawnsavage : I have a really good life!

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shawnsavage's favorite FMLs

Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML

#21180841
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40998) - you deserved it (9238)

On 06/19/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by fuckmyjob (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46990) - you deserved it (4029)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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