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shawnsavage

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 March 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 255
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About shawnsavage : I have a really good life!

shawnsavage's page activity

Visits<b>anonboi</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 11:56pm<b>luckyme143</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 2:19am<b>sashakotlik</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 12:30pm<b>suriah</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 11:04am<b>ItsMissLia</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 6:40am<b>BBlah</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 3:31am<b>jackjackattack3</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 12:21am<b>sh07</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 10:29am<b>Ayezed</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 10:52pm<b>sofaqueen_</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 10:38pm<b>VyronBuckingham</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 9:55pm<b>cherries62212</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 2:31am<b>krupa1017</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 11:53pm<b>stilinskis</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 8:07pm<b>willrich7</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 5:43pm<b>PoppyBear45</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 9:47pm<b>Tbear11</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 5:40pm<b>OysterPearls</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 4:07pm

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Up and coming moderator

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shawnsavage's favorite FMLs

Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML

by fuckmyjob / 06/19/2014 at 4:10pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

by Anonymous / 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous