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About shawnsavage : I have a really good life!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015