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sharktat2
  • Town/Country : Cape Cod, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 March 1982 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 386
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About sharktat2 : I'm a brat but at least I'm a cute brat! I'm a beach bum unfortunately it is winter... Arrrrr, so for now I am bored.

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Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23555) - you deserved it (4656)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (152634) - you deserved it (44634)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)



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