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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 August 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 932
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About sharkgirl4 : Nerd, comic book reader, shark enthusiast.

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Today, I got a call from my cable company in regards to a bill I didn't pay. I paid the bill two weeks ago in full, but they never told me the account changed when my name was put on the account. So now I owe $170 more, and my ex-roommate is getting a $140 refund in the mail. FML


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On 06/23/2015 at 12:15am - money - by broke bitch - United States (Virginia)

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML


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On 02/20/2015 at 12:56pm - work - by blahblah1993 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML


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On 01/28/2015 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I am 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long 12 hour drive. FML


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On 11/19/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by honeybunny - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML


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On 09/27/2014 at 4:16am - love - by nyx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML


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On 12/09/2013 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML


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On 09/20/2013 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found my brother wearing nothing but underwear. That would have been okay if it weren't my lingerie. FML

Today, I received some unwanted anal sex tips. They were unwanted because I'm not into anal sex, and the tips came from my drunk mom. FML


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On 07/27/2013 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by moms know best??? (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML


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On 05/20/2013 at 12:47am - love - by ForeverAlone (woman) - United States

Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking to his wife in a baby voice. This is a grown man, who has had a beard since junior high, who literally talks to her like you would a puppy or a baby. Someone kill me. FML

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML


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On 04/30/2013 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by SecondBest,IGuess (woman) - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML


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On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML


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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML


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On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)

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