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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 August 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1054
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About sharkgirl4 : Nerd, comic book reader, shark enthusiast.

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Fucked!<b>bigwell</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 2:35pm<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 5:42am<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:12am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 5:33am<b>eatsteak</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 1:21am<b>csjc</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 4:54am<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 12:33am<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 2:58am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 5:24pm<b>soldier084</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 12:25pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 7:58pm<b>clairesucks</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 5:12am<b>julia_adamec</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 4:29am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 7:27am<b>toongler</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 6:08am<b>blondbombshell13</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 1:42am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 7:49pm<b>nomad6</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 7:23pm

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sharkgirl4's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband, who has been in a coma for 5 weeks, woke up. When I went to visit him, the first thing he did was try and continue the argument we had been having before he crashed the car. FML

by anonymous / 02/25/2016 at 4:55pm / United States / Health

Today, I got a call from my cable company in regards to a bill I didn't pay. I paid the bill two weeks ago in full, but they never told me the account changed when my name was put on the account. So now I owe $170 more, and my ex-roommate is getting a $140 refund in the mail. FML

by broke bitch / 06/23/2015 at 12:15am / United States (Virginia) / Money

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML

by blahblah1993 / 02/20/2015 at 12:56pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

by Anonymous / 01/28/2015 at 2:28pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I am 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long 12 hour drive. FML

by honeybunny / 11/19/2014 at 2:04pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

by nyx / 09/27/2014 at 4:16am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML

by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I found my brother wearing nothing but underwear. That would have been okay if it weren't my lingerie. FML

Today, I received some unwanted anal sex tips. They were unwanted because I'm not into anal sex, and the tips came from my drunk mom. FML

by moms know best??? / 07/27/2013 at 5:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML

by ForeverAlone / 05/20/2013 at 12:47am / United States / Love

Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking to his wife in a baby voice. This is a grown man, who has had a beard since junior high, who literally talks to her like you would a puppy or a baby. Someone kill me. FML

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

by SecondBest,IGuess / 04/30/2013 at 1:35pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm / United States / Health

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

by Anonymous / 03/03/2013 at 9:40am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals