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by sakurabloom / 05/04/2016 at 4:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by anonymous / 02/25/2016 at 4:55pm / United States / Health
Today, I got a call from my cable company in regards to a bill I didn't pay. I paid the bill two weeks ago in full, but they never told me the account changed when my name was put on the account. So now I owe $170 more, and my ex-roommate is getting a $140 refund in the mail. FML
by broke bitch / 06/23/2015 at 12:15am / United States (Virginia) / Money
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML
by blahblah1993 / 02/20/2015 at 12:56pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML
by Anonymous / 01/28/2015 at 2:28pm / United States (California) / Love
by honeybunny / 11/19/2014 at 2:04pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by katnl21 / 11/08/2014 at 12:37pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Health
by nyx / 09/27/2014 at 4:16am / United States (California) / Love
by ElementaryEdGuy / 09/11/2014 at 11:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by FreeChocolate / 12/09/2013 at 8:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ImTheD0ct0r / 09/20/2013 at 12:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by moms know best??? / 07/27/2013 at 5:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 3:01pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana…