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by sakurabloom / 05/04/2016 at 4:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by anonymous / 02/25/2016 at 4:55pm / United States / Health
Today, I got a call from my cable company in regards to a bill I didn't pay. I paid the bill two weeks ago in full, but they never told me the account changed when my name was put on the account. So now I owe $170 more, and my ex-roommate is getting a $140 refund in the mail. FML
by broke bitch / 06/23/2015 at 12:15am / United States (Virginia) / Money
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML
by blahblah1993 / 02/20/2015 at 12:56pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML
by Anonymous / 01/28/2015 at 2:28pm / United States (California) / Love
by honeybunny / 11/19/2014 at 2:04pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by nyx / 09/27/2014 at 4:16am / United States (California) / Love
by ElementaryEdGuy / 09/11/2014 at 11:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by FreeChocolate / 12/09/2013 at 8:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ImTheD0ct0r / 09/20/2013 at 12:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by moms know best??? / 07/27/2013 at 5:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by ForeverAlone / 05/20/2013 at 12:47am / United States / Love
Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking to his wife in a baby voice. This is a grown man, who has had a beard since junior high, who literally talks to her like you would a puppy or a baby. Someone kill me. FML
by fml0505 / 05/09/2013 at 2:49am / United States / Miscellaneous