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  • Number of visits : 504
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About shannypannies : Hey I'm Shannypannies! I'm 18 and I live in Oklahoma. I usually visit FML after a cruddy day to lighten my mood!

For anyone who is curious about my photo, that is in fact my puppy. Her name is Pooh-Bear

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Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49987) - you deserved it (6949)

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