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About shannypannies : Hey I'm Shannypannies! I'm 18 and I live in Oklahoma. I usually visit FML after a cruddy day to lighten my mood!
For anyone who is curious about my photo, that is in fact my puppy. Her name is Pooh-Bear
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Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
Friday 18 July 2014