About shannypannies : Hey I'm Shannypannies! I'm 17 and I live in Oklahoma. I usually visit FML after a cruddy day to lighten my mood!
For anyone who is curious about my photo, that is in fact my puppy. Her name is Pooh-Bear
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Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 1:12am - work - by chubbyreddevil - United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by sharky (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States
Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by Lickmylovepump (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom
Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by Sheliton (woman) - United States
Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by hannaaaahr (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
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