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About shannonreneee : I am studying Environmental Science and Biology and I love to write.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one ringing me from down the hall. FML
Friday 12 February 2016