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Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. fat FML

#20472335
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40916) - you deserved it (2766)

On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, Mah Hubby Asked 4 A Morning Blow Job, An I Happily Obliged. All Was Going Great Until He Came An Farted At The Same Time. I Laughed An Reassured Him It Was No Big Deal. He Cried. FML

#20470929
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48863) - you deserved it (5876)

On 01/21/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by airbiscuit (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today.. . I told my mom wa gat Monday off dua to Martin Luthar King Jr . day . Sha than insistd that I had to looool go to school bacausa that is "only 4 black paopla." FML

#20461178
98 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

today mah son got suspendd from school . He's in kindergarten . fat FML

#20201910
173 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 1:32pm - kids - by Renzy (woman) -

Today, mah boyfriend and I were having sexhen the condom broke. He told me to go put looool a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

#20186465
146 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 9:54am - intimacy - by me. - United States

Today , two of mah friend condemned me for bieng "narrow-minded" , because I couldn't help but laugh at the thought that someone would believe mermaid actually exist!! FML

#20185421
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17723) - you deserved it (4341)

On 11/30/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by so pray to ariel about it, dipshits (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at mah son's school parkd, and the driver got out . I basically leand on mah horn and gave her every dirty look in the book . She said nothing but stard at me as she opend the back of her van to unload her child'sheelchair . I'm an asshole . real FML

#20172167
193 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 9:03am - kids - by AHole (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

yesterday my boyfriend went down on me fir te first time. He definitely killed te mooden...ile down tere... e started saying... "Nomnomnomnom." FML

#20169456
120 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)

Today a homeles lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undie looool on. I can never eat salami again. FML

#19988661
104 comments

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On 07/28/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by em from Cali - United States (California)

Today, Mah Daughter Proudly Showed Me Her New Tattoo Sleeve,hich Is Made Up Of An Angry Cupcake, Hemp Leaves, An A My Little Pony Character. She's Almost 30, Still Unemployed, An Still Lives In Mah Home. I Now Have No Hope Of Her Ever Becoming A Productive Member Of Society. FML

#19987541
233 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said ( I am going to stay unemployed forever! ) He was serious. FML

#19987101
117 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 9:45am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my apartment was robbed by my looool landlord!! Her logic? "I own the building, an therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent!! FML

#19572629
270 comments

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47524) - you deserved it (7322)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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