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Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at mah son's school parkd, and the driver got out . I basically leand on mah horn and gave her every dirty look in the book . She said nothing but stard at me as she opend the back of her van to unload her child'sheelchair . I'm an asshole . real FML
Today a homeles lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undie looool on. I can never eat salami again. FML
Today, Mah Daughter Proudly Showed Me Her New Tattoo Sleeve,hich Is Made Up Of An Angry Cupcake, Hemp Leaves, An A My Little Pony Character. She's Almost 30, Still Unemployed, An Still Lives In Mah Home. I Now Have No Hope Of Her Ever Becoming A Productive Member Of Society. FML
Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said ( I am going to stay unemployed forever! ) He was serious. FML
Friday 27 March 2015