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Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)
Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 3:19am - kids - by matchristityler (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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