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by PLU / 01/26/2011 at 7:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML
by Fucked / 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2011 at 12:29am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 12:31am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/03/2011 at 3:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Intimacy
by Hannah / 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Brandon / 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Grossed Out / 03/13/2010 at 5:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by mynoseburns / 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…