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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1088
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I totaled mah car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road fir a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue fir "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test mah mental stability. mega FML

#18884103
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23531) - you deserved it (5792)

On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today, I got into an argument with mah wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. fat FML

#18806135
215 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got into an argument with mah wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. fat FML

#18806135
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35895) - you deserved it (10093)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got into an argument with mah wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. fat FML

#18806135
215 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, At 5:30 In Tha Morning Whila I Was Fast Aslaap, Mah Cat Dacidad Tha Most Thraataning Thing In Mah Apartmant That Absolutaly Naadad To Ba Attackad Was Mah Laft Nippla.

#15896173
123 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

TODAY, WHILE TRYING ON CLOTHS IN MACY'S, SOMEONE DECIDD TO THROW SOME SHOES OVER THE WALL AND INTO MY CHANGING STALL!! I NOW HAVE A BLACK EYE!! FML

#15894245
92 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)

Today , grlfriend compard penis to an ewok from Star Wars!! She says it's short , stubby , an fuzzy!! Now she sings the Star Wars themehen we hang out!! FML

#15817034
195 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I gave my boyfriend a blowjob fir te frst time. Tis is te moment e coose to exclaim... "Wow... you really do ave a lot of dandruff!" FML

#15805096
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40405) - you deserved it (11397) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Proprepourtant - France

Today, I was looking in mah grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When u press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

#15703960
276 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was making love to mah wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

#15636235
231 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Abyssal (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, mah wife created a "Points Reward" system fir the privilege of sex. 10 points fir doing the dishes, 20 fir the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
699 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260
355 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Yesterday... mah parents thought it would be appropriate to tell mah girlfriend that I usd to stick mah penis looool in a sock puppet and talk to ithen I was younger. FML

#15401904
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46845) - you deserved it (9788)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out thathen I orgasm, mah increasd heret rate causes me to pass out. I also found out mah boyfriend doesn't stophen I'm unconscious. mega FML

#15379416
140 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

today I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my grlfriend hen she started pinching me fir wearing green . To my complete shock hen she pinched my nipple I got the biggest most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life and no matter wat I did it wouldn't go away . We were in public . FML

#15355329
211 comments

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On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)



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