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by chawlay / 07/05/2011 at 10:04am / United States (New York) / Work
by single / 07/01/2011 at 5:12am / China (Guangdong) / Love
by played / 06/21/2011 at 1:07am / Norway / Love
by Anonymous / 06/19/2011 at 1:01am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
by Lonely / 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
by anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
by Ryan / 06/11/2011 at 10:24am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Rachel / 06/10/2011 at 5:57am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by Username / 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 12:17am / Miscellaneous
by efff my life. / 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Username / 05/29/2011 at 12:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML
by birthdayfail / 05/24/2011 at 3:55am / Work
- Today, my mother was telling me how i use to suck on my dad's nipple's when i was hungry as a baby,… Today, while working as an military paramedic at an air show I asked an old man to stop peeing in… Today, I found out I have an ingrown toenail. I have my Senior Prom in 3 days and it hurts so bad I…