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Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)
Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a post-it note on my locker that said "consider yourself dumped". FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turned down for an unpaid internship. I can't even get people to let me work for free. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 3:55am - work - by birthdayfail -
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