About Shanehussain
I am a designer/ developer.
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Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

By anonymous - / Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:00 / Canada

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

By played - / Tuesday 21 June 2011 05:07 / Norway

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a post-it note on my locker that said "consider yourself dumped". FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 June 2011 05:01 / United States

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 June 2011 01:11 / Canada

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

By Lonely - / Friday 17 June 2011 03:25 / United States