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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1206
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, after admitting he had feelings for me, my crush returned from out of town. He'd said that while he was gone, he'd meet people, but only think of me. He came back no longer single. He's known her for 4 days. We've known each other for 6 years. FML

#18369086
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28281) - you deserved it (3451)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:53pm - love - by Mallory - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

#18353086
139 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Help - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

#18207417
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On 11/10/2011 at 12:56am - animals - by Doggy... (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I have my first university lecture on lab safety. Having gone out the night before with my house-mates, I have the worst hangover of my life, and have to listen for an hour and a half while they loudly demonstrate the types of alarms we'll hear in different kinds of emergencies. FML

#18138100
89 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by ...loud noises...urgh... (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

#18137674
130 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

#18129165
197 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I convinced my teacher to let me resit a very important test I failed. I got a lower score the second time around. FML

#18120511
80 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

#18119295
145 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

#18093315
121 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

#18091969
198 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

#18072512
223 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML

#18065125
168 comments

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On 10/24/2011 at 6:06pm - health - by Britney - United States

Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML

#18057227
181 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 7:32pm - health - by charlotte9338 - Canada (Ontario)



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