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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 December 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

#18904758
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24793) - you deserved it (5911)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17158) - you deserved it (6547)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML

#18842553
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18338) - you deserved it (5942)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:15am - work - by Lyn (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my car to a drive-through car wash. It wasn't until after my back seat was filled with foam and I had been squirted in the face that I realized my back seat window was rolled down. FML

#18812717
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7196) - you deserved it (31702)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24246) - you deserved it (3159)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26964) - you deserved it (3790)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

#18736387
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31557) - you deserved it (3561)

On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

#18694109
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27339) - you deserved it (2077)

On 01/03/2012 at 3:14am - love - by snarly1 - United States (California)

Today, I found out that, after offering to fill out my student aid application for me, my mother sent all of my personal information to a scam site instead. FML

#18682352
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (3864)

On 01/02/2012 at 1:45am - money - by ... - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. With a photo I took. FML

#18620132
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38012) - you deserved it (2638)

On 12/26/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (California)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31257) - you deserved it (3046)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

#18553148
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24264) - you deserved it (2900)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by This girl (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML

#18550542
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22434) - you deserved it (7778)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:31am - love - by Doy (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

#18451014
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29188) - you deserved it (3026)

On 12/07/2011 at 5:28am - misc - by wayne - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

#18435117
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22182) - you deserved it (2561)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States



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