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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1803
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36274) - you deserved it (5597)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML

#19094403
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26279) - you deserved it (9283)

On 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm - kids - by TiredMom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out that driving for 2 weeks on 3/4 of a tank doesn't mean my truck magically got more efficient, it means my gas gauge is broken. FML

#19092080
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11725) - you deserved it (28992)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Kramer - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

#19045856
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11401) - you deserved it (42625)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:36am - love - by sarah (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

#19034269
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (2067)

On 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by justfriends - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

#19017910
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34942) - you deserved it (4608)

On 02/07/2012 at 12:49pm - misc - by joy - United States

Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML

#19014850
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24177) - you deserved it (2169)

On 02/06/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by Unhelpful (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML

#19002086
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18590) - you deserved it (4519)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

#18973546
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19293) - you deserved it (6182)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

#18949716
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19314) - you deserved it (5427)

On 01/30/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML

#18943419
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20909) - you deserved it (11651)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

#18924475
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9106) - you deserved it (23107)

On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

#18913466
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25227) - you deserved it (4347)

On 01/26/2012 at 1:23am - love - by sad life (woman) - United States

Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

#18913466
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25227) - you deserved it (4347)

On 01/26/2012 at 1:23am - love - by sad life (woman) - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

#18904758
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26657) - you deserved it (6212)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States



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