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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 December 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3429
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

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shadowsorel's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

by 97 / 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML

by TiredMom / 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm / United States (Louisiana) / Kids

Today, I found out that driving for 2 weeks on 3/4 of a tank doesn't mean my truck magically got more efficient, it means my gas gauge is broken. FML

by Kramer / 02/16/2012 at 7:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

by sarah / 02/11/2012 at 1:36am / United States / Love

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

by justfriends / 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm / United States / Holidays

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

by joy / 02/07/2012 at 12:49pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML

by Unhelpful / 02/06/2012 at 11:27pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML

by Anonymous / 02/05/2012 at 3:41pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

by 11niko / 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

by Anonymous / 01/30/2012 at 1:36am / Australia (Tasmania) / Transportation

Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML

by Anonymous / 01/29/2012 at 2:15pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

by maryfaithh / 01/27/2012 at 11:30am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

by sad life / 01/26/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Love

Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

by sad life / 01/26/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Love

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

by ???? / 01/25/2012 at 1:32am / United States / Health