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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 December 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1110
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML

#19484025
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28798) - you deserved it (1867)

On 04/17/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by Merlin - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML

#19479496
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19499) - you deserved it (5078)

On 04/16/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by orangechicken (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML

#19382867
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20302) - you deserved it (2060)

On 03/31/2012 at 2:53pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States (North Carolina)

Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

#19362794
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21229) - you deserved it (2339)

On 03/28/2012 at 9:52am - misc - by andromeda80 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

#19348769
60 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by Ringo McDingo (man) - United States

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

#19344343
201 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

#19336064
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19757) - you deserved it (4890)

On 03/23/2012 at 11:51pm - love - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

#19282725
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7709) - you deserved it (32741)

On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

#19268637
88 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 12:03am - health - by pagvscgrac - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML

#19238093
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19547) - you deserved it (6685)

On 03/08/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by Anon - United States

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

#19236548
96 comments

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

#19203363
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21117) - you deserved it (3660)

On 03/02/2012 at 4:15pm - misc - by wtf did I do - United States

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
248 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

#19152897
238 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

#19110438
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21143) - you deserved it (4310)

On 02/18/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by mandy_2480 - China



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