Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

shadowsorel

Search for a member

shadowsorel

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 December 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2777
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

shadowsorel's page activity

Visits<b>khiiirsty</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 2:08am<b>darrend1196</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 2:56pm<b>Life_is_FML</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 6:19pm<b>Zelphoric</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 9:04pm<b>Tractor_Bait</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 4:39pm<b>Alole</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 5:12am<b>pugface101</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 3:45pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:06pm<b>KittyBunny</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 4:17pm<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 7:03am<b>workingzombie13</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 11:01pm<b>PugDelatorre</b> - the 02/20/2014 at 6:05pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 02/05/2014 at 2:51am<b>Kelly_Bean6</b> - the 02/02/2014 at 7:55pm<b>rayneswafford</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 6:30pm<b>Rinelric1998</b> - the 01/15/2014 at 2:34pm<b>pwnman</b> - the 11/30/2013 at 1:24pm<b>Fleurilia</b> - the 10/14/2013 at 5:57pm

Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:06pm

shadowsorel's FML badges

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

See all of shadowsorel's badges

shadowsorel's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML

#19479496
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23117) - you deserved it (5566)

On 04/16/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by orangechicken (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML

#19382867
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23793) - you deserved it (2362)

On 03/31/2012 at 2:53pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States (North Carolina)

Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

#19362794
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24763) - you deserved it (2665)

On 03/28/2012 at 9:52am - misc - by andromeda80 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

#19348769
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20719) - you deserved it (2073)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by Ringo McDingo (man) - United States

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

#19344343
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10441) - you deserved it (36300)

On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

#19336064
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23266) - you deserved it (5393)

On 03/23/2012 at 11:51pm - love - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

#19282725
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8998) - you deserved it (36287)

On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

#19268637
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12172) - you deserved it (24160)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:03am - health - by pagvscgrac - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML

#19238093
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23034) - you deserved it (7256)

On 03/08/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by Anon - United States

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

#19236548
95 comments

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

#19203363
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24575) - you deserved it (4166)

On 03/02/2012 at 4:15pm - misc - by wtf did I do - United States

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35021) - you deserved it (8278)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

#19152897
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28314) - you deserved it (6700)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

#19110438
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24650) - you deserved it (4738)

On 02/18/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by mandy_2480 - China

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

#19108975
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9774) - you deserved it (24501)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: