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shadowsorel
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 732
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
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I agree, your life sucks (18642) - you deserved it (5368)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, we received a wedding invitation from a couple who are renting an apartment from us. They haven't paid rent for several months. My father is listed as the "principal sponsor." FML

#2284
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17928) - you deserved it (1695)

On 01/23/2009 at 5:16am - money - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

#1302
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4884) - you deserved it (20447)

On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

#1219
58 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

#748
17 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
21 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

#845
182 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML

#771
29 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 10:38am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

#645
47 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
34 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
116 comments

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On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

#491
77 comments

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On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a year together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. FML

#354
25 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 5:06am - love - by Mary - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML

#352
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22256) - you deserved it (8014)

On 11/21/2008 at 12:40am - misc - by lpilou - Sent from mobile version



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