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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, mah son broke his handhen he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could . FML

#20520875
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27458) - you deserved it (3289)

On 02/24/2013 at 9:57pm - kids - by why the fuck would you do that - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah now ex-boyfriend calld me out after I spelt "realisd" with an S instead of a Z. It wouldn't have been so bad, if we weren't both British, if he hadn't calld me an "illiterate idiot", and if he hadn't mutterd "family of morons"hen mah mum backd me up. FML

#20519170
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28679) - you deserved it (4420)

On 02/23/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by singleandthankful (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previou one. She seemd nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wastd, spilld beer all over mah bd and blew chunk into mah fish tank. FML

#20513351
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29404) - you deserved it (2663)

On 02/19/2013 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant . The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter , and I thought they were fir me . I ate one and a lady came over screaming . Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony . FML

#20503300
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26218) - you deserved it (16811)

On 02/12/2013 at 3:04am - misc - by Thai rice mistake - United States (California)

TODAY, WHILE WAITING FIR MY ORDER AT A RESTAURANT, A WOMAN WALKED UP TO ME AND SLAPPED ME. SHE LOOKED AT ME FIR A MOMENT AND SAID ( SORRY, I THOUGHT U WERE SOMEONE ELSE. ) TEN MINUTES LATER, THE SAME WOMAN CUMMED BACK AND SLAPPED ME AGAIN. MEGA FML

#20502782
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33028) - you deserved it (2432)

On 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Target - United States

Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively sereching the place for god knows wat kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure there not poisoned. FML

#20501281
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27084) - you deserved it (2567)

On 02/10/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by obsequiousfannyflapper (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

MY DAD OPENED A CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE THAT READ, "EXPERIENCE IS THE NAME EVERYONE GIVES TO THIER MISTAKES." NOW HE WON'T STOP CALLING ME EXPERIENCE. FML

#20494543
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35778) - you deserved it (3276)

On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I calld sacurity at my scool bacausa I laft my mittans in a classroom and it was lockd. Wan ta sacurity officar sowd up, a askd if ta mittans I was looking for wara ta onas on my ands. I avan ad to taka ona of tam off to call tam. FML

#20493993
87 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by swarm20 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I discovered the true meaning of bieng scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needles to say something emerged from me. mega FML

Today , during frst day as a medical intern in a new ward , I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream , "Who are you?! You don't even work here , you pervert!" FML

#20486562
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47884) - you deserved it (3574) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML

#20483320
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47466) - you deserved it (6137) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

my husband quit his stable job of 12 years at the bank to pursue a career selling kites. If we don't end up homeless cuz of this , god knows we will when he has a real mid-life crisis.

#20480052
79 comments

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On 01/26/2013 at 5:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

2day At An Open Mic Comedy Club, Mah Jokes Went Down So Poorly That Someone Decided To Hurl A Chair At Me On-stage. FML

#20466782
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27996) - you deserved it (14545)

On 01/18/2013 at 7:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland

Today Both My Brother An Sister Missd My Wedding. She Was Playing In A Call Of Duty Tournament An He Got So High That He Forgot About The Wedding Completely. He Was My Best Man.

#20458912
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46701) - you deserved it (3347)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm - misc - by What a happy day (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I've been struggling with my English paper fir the past hour , cuz I can't concentrate. This is cuz my mom is in the room next to me looool , singing to her pet rat about wat a cute little boy he is , in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

#20452365
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31802) - you deserved it (2642)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:02pm - animals - by theycallmekitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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