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  • Number of visits : 60871
  • Number of comments : 163
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About shaPOW :
I'm inexplicably drawn to empty stadiums at night.
Music is kind of my life.
I play ping pong on two tables lined up end-to-end.
I print my own lined paper instead of using that thin, 8x10 ugly stuff with the blue lines and condescending red margin demarcator.
I take naps after drinking caffeinated drinks.
My favorite colors are fb19bb and 71ffa8, not to be confused with bright pink and mintish cyan.
If you say "heighth" or "nucular" around me, I will judge you so hard that you'll lose your ability to say vowels.

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shaPOW's favorite FMLs

Today, mah phone did. I pluggd it in to charge an then went out to run some errands. When I returnd, mah phone was no where to be found, an our shovel was on the floor, muddy an wet. I then discoverd mah 6-year old son had burid mah "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry 4 me. mega FML

#3030718
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45754) - you deserved it (6481)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:57pm - kids - by no_service (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I rode mah bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal fir turning left. A car passing the opposite way veerd towards me and attemptd to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over mah body and mah bike is in two pieces. FML

#2925389
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81060) - you deserved it (5552)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML

#2896238
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50250) - you deserved it (3593)

On 06/14/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls . I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously . I hered one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing . She said "Oh mah god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from yur butt!" Apparently, mah ass is nicer than mah face . fat FML

#2894787
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58768) - you deserved it (2939)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by bitches. (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event 4 special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume an greet the kids. One kid cummd up an said "You're not real!" an kickd me in the nuts. FML

#2854895
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50303) - you deserved it (4394)

On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at tha cafataria of mah school with mah boyfriand and ha dumpad ma!! I was kinda axpacting it!! What I wasn't axpacting was that ha'd start running in front of avaryona, scraaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at tha top of his lungs and that ha'd kiss tha first girl ha saw!! FML

#2822887
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88031) - you deserved it (9979)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Taday mah crush was walking up to me an I puttd mah earphone in... playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out an say... "Oh... I didn't see you there!" His response... "They're not connectd to anything..." holds up the end of mah earphone an walks away. FML

#2687233
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10879) - you deserved it (120362)

On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today was mah graduation party. My brthday was about a week ago so mah parents combind the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hintd for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML

#2679727
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58133) - you deserved it (4744)

On 06/07/2009 at 12:49am - money - by AllyCat (man) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, I was taking a bath an out of boredom started making sheep noises . I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises . When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room...here my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing . mega FML

#2637147
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21341) - you deserved it (69534)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all mah might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that r actually light plastic. I fell over backward an dumped dirt into mah mouth. FML

#2590991
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41676) - you deserved it (17853)

On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37149) - you deserved it (62529)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day I saw the following message on mah Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] an [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML

#2498639
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75453) - you deserved it (5322)

On 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by crazystuff23 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on mah phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

#2482852
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48721) - you deserved it (7702)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out mah Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting acros from me point an tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when u become his bitch!" FML

#2442070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52685) - you deserved it (7820)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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