About Shapow
I'm inexplicably drawn to empty stadiums at night. Music is kind of my life. I play ping pong on two tables lined up end-to-end. I print my own lined paper instead of using that thin, 8x10 ugly stuff with the blue lines and condescending red margin demarcator. I take naps after drinking caffeinated drinks. My favorite colors are fb19bb and 71ffa8, not to be confused with bright pink and mintish cyan. If you say "heighth" or "nucular" around me, I will judge you so hard that you'll lose your ability to say vowels.
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Shapow's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    15%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    inf%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    inf%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
The list of badges to find
Shapow's favorite FMLs
By cosmonaut - / Friday 7 August 2009 09:18 / New Zealand
By dumb - / Monday 3 August 2009 06:31 / United States
By theregoesmyspermcount - / Sunday 2 August 2009 22:45 / United States
By NoFriends / Sunday 2 August 2009 17:12 / United States
By aatomkins - / Sunday 2 August 2009 15:52 / United Kingdom