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About sexybitch92 : Hey my names Chloe &+ im 18 years young. I been sexy since Aug.16, 92_* I'm completely, madly in love with my hubby. I can be the best friend you ever had or your the worst enemy you CANT compete with.,I hate fake ppl &* ppl who are only your friend to try to become u, I also hate liars, backstabbers, stalkers, &* cheap people. Lol. I believe in helping the earth save water by showering together (; haha. Most girls are just like pennies... cheap, 2 faced, and worthless. I'm really nice until you get on my bad side. I love to laugh and have fun. My boyfriend is my life. ANd I'm in love with glitter &* juicy couture purses
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Monday 1 September 2014