About Sexybitch92
Hey my names Chloe &+ im 18 years young. I been sexy since Aug.16, 92_* I'm completely, madly in love with my hubby. I can be the best friend you ever had or your the worst enemy you CANT compete with.,I hate fake ppl &* ppl who are only your friend to try to become u, I also hate liars, backstabbers, stalkers, &* cheap people. Lol. I believe in helping the earth save water by showering together (; haha. Most girls are just like pennies... cheap, 2 faced, and worthless. I'm really nice until you get on my bad side. I love to laugh and have fun. My boyfriend is my life. ANd I'm in love with glitter &* juicy couture purses
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Sexybitch92's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 December 2010 08:04 / Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

By GirlishMan1883897 - / Saturday 24 July 2010 10:53 / United States