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About sexyaniknowit : I laugh when people fall but then help them get up. I get the giggles in hospitals, Funerals, and any other awkward situation. Food is my obsession! I'm clumsy. I'm always dropping something or tucking my skirt into my thong (yes, I'm that girl!). Happily married with a 2 year old daughter (I was on birth control at the time and got pregnant anyway, and it was an FML moment, but not so much anymore ;)) My life is an FML type of life, but I've learned to laugh and brush it off.
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Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Friday 29 May 2015