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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1936
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sexxxysydney : Sydney Kaytlin Rouse. Married to my best friend and the man of my dreams, and I couldn't be any happier. 20 years old with 3 cats and a dog named Riley. Retired beauty queen. Dance is my passion. Country girl and proud. 'Merica.

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sexxxysydney's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML

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134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44987) - you deserved it (5966)

On 01/11/2013 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34914) - you deserved it (5911)

On 01/10/2013 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by juvenile friends suck (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML

#20451178
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38545) - you deserved it (5323)

On 01/10/2013 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Amy (woman) - United States

Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex for two weeks, she couldn't contain her joy. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39518) - you deserved it (7742)

On 01/08/2013 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mom turned to me and said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed. She then said "Like that. Your laugh... What is that? Change that." FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64102) - you deserved it (4750)

On 07/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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