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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 June 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1198
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About sexaddict247 : I have bad luck, crazy things happen to me, drama follows me and i have tons of sex

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Today, I realized that my father's weekly unemployment check is more than my bi-weekly pay check. My full time job pays less than my father's unemployment. FML

#2015080
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58539) - you deserved it (4664)

On 05/17/2009 at 1:42pm - money - by thatsucks (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

#1701817
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19346) - you deserved it (64460)

On 05/06/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by schmoodles - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML

#1656841
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (164784) - you deserved it (12301)

On 05/05/2009 at 8:22am - money - by Fitz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17165) - you deserved it (58489)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML

#1479670
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14269) - you deserved it (49642)

On 04/30/2009 at 12:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15849) - you deserved it (46145)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, my boyfriend doesn't know if he should break up with me because he loves me too much, or to stay with me and make me suffer. I have no clue as to what's going on in his head. FML

#169
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39015) - you deserved it (4721)

On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81088) - you deserved it (15726)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87221) - you deserved it (39802)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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