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I have bad luck, crazy things happen to me, drama follows me and i have tons of sex
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By mocass’1 - / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 / France

Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

By madzlovesgee - / Saturday 16 May 2009 17:44 / United States
By schmoodles / Thursday 7 May 2009 00:20 / United States
By Fitz - / Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:22 / United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

By sunboy52 - / Tuesday 5 May 2009 07:43 / United States