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About sex_cauldron : Hey guys. I joined FML to argue/ass-kiss its notorious users and make "witty" comments. I'm older than I look. My icon isn't serious. I favourite the most immature FMLs, and I'm also kind of an asshole.

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Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34335) - you deserved it (90822)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working out out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

#697920
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18978) - you deserved it (67091)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

#260451
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82654) - you deserved it (24311)

On 03/10/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Sarah - United Kingdom (Bolton)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

#259596
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82746) - you deserved it (26237)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

#583
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7035) - you deserved it (58880)

On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

#583
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7035) - you deserved it (58880)

On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version



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