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Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46955) - you deserved it (3000)

On 07/18/2009 at 10:23am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I learned that when you flush the toilet, the contents do not disappear into oblivion. They show up in your basement when your sewer backs up. And they come in greater numbers. FML

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39827) - you deserved it (12505)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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