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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 September 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 32219
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About seonfire : Im 18. I like to breakdance. Thats about it.

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Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML


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On 06/12/2009 at 12:49am - kids - by downlowtooslow (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML


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On 05/21/2009 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by screwed (woman) - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML


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On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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