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  • Town/Country : Seaside, USA
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Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21073) - you deserved it (4373)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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