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screambloody
  • Town/Country : Amsterdam, Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 517
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About screambloody : Well, i live in the Netherlands, listen to all kinds of music, and play guitar (:

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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63083) - you deserved it (12484)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by BerryRockstar (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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