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screambloody
  • Town/Country : Amsterdam, Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 593
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About screambloody : Well, i live in the Netherlands, listen to all kinds of music, and play guitar (:

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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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