About scottyrocks123 : Usually bored
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You sure know how to party?
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Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)
Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Mik (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that if your boss deletes you off Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 2:48am - work - by IloveMaroon5 - United States (Texas)
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by TMI - United States (Texas)
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)
Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by sashimieater - United States (Mississippi)
Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by shouldhavecheckedthelock (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -
Monday 20 May 2013
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