About scottyrocks123 : Usually bored
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You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)
Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)
Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)
Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 3:17pm - health - by Paul Williams - United States
Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm - money - by sadcapri96 (woman) - United States (Delaware)
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm - health - by run4fun (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML
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On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)
Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by ajdown (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 12:34am - health - by ekoblick - United States
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