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by fizzie101 / 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by KayyElOh94 / 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm / United States / Kids
by highfive / 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2014 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Health
by Forge / 10/11/2014 at 10:43am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by SeriousJoker72 / 10/10/2014 at 9:17pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health
by MainePains / 10/10/2014 at 7:27pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by idonthaveauserna / 10/09/2014 at 12:48pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love
by Sleepy / 10/09/2014 at 10:10am / United Kingdom (Hillingdon) / Work
Today, I found out I sent several embarrassing videos while under the influence of the meds I was given while getting my wisdom teeth out. When I asked my mom why she didn't take my phone, she said she tried but I started whining and growling at her. FML
by sydspears3 / 09/09/2014 at 2:08pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by Bella0304 / 09/06/2014 at 2:02pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen. After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo. The song's first words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument. FML
by Anonymous / 09/05/2014 at 5:54pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by mayoshampoo / 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…