scottyrocks123

Search for a member

Offline (the 02/01/2016 at 8:11pm)

scottyrocks123

2Fucked!

scottyrocks123scottyrocks123
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3783
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About scottyrocks123 : Usually bored

scottyrocks123's page activity

Visits<b>DippinGrizzly907</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 7:23am<b>Marcella1016</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:49am<b>Avi8r</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 5:46pm<b>nullroute</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:54pm<b>JayRod17</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:05pm<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 11:49pm<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 5:08pm<b>saifnaqvi11</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 8:38am<b>Crazion</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 5:33pm<b>pinkwho</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 4:07am<b>Micool</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 5:26pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 11:13pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 6:58pm<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 10:36pm<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 7:52pm<b>Kaylyn15</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 7:29pm<b>Andrewski12</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 10:29am<b>wvcheesehead</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 1:20pm

Fucked!<b>DippinGrizzly907</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 1:23pm<b>Crazion</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 11:33pm

scottyrocks123's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

See all of scottyrocks123's badges

scottyrocks123's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2014 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML

by Forge / 10/11/2014 at 10:43am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully in a perfect 'L' shape in the centre of my forehead. FML

Today, my son was crying because he's afraid he might get Ebola. We live in Maine, and he's 16. FML

by MainePains / 10/10/2014 at 7:27pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead of showering for the past month. FML

by idonthaveauserna / 10/09/2014 at 12:48pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

by Sleepy / 10/09/2014 at 10:10am / United Kingdom (Hillingdon) / Work

Today, I found out I sent several embarrassing videos while under the influence of the meds I was given while getting my wisdom teeth out. When I asked my mom why she didn't take my phone, she said she tried but I started whining and growling at her. FML

Today, I found out I'm allergic to our new cat. My mom said she'd rather get rid of me than the cat. FML

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen. After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo. The song's first words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument. FML

by Anonymous / 09/05/2014 at 5:54pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

by mayoshampoo / 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML

by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

by liilii / 08/30/2014 at 12:40pm / India (Kerala) / Animals

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said "nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

by Anonymous / 08/28/2014 at 5:16pm / Portugal / Kids

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML

by leastitwasntsurpriseanal / 08/22/2014 at 4:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

by BagelTheOtaku / 08/20/2014 at 1:15am / United States (Georgia) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.