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Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2014 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Health
by Forge / 10/11/2014 at 10:43am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by SeriousJoker72 / 10/10/2014 at 9:17pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health
by MainePains / 10/10/2014 at 7:27pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by idonthaveauserna / 10/09/2014 at 12:48pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love
by Sleepy / 10/09/2014 at 10:10am / United Kingdom (Hillingdon) / Work
Today, I found out I sent several embarrassing videos while under the influence of the meds I was given while getting my wisdom teeth out. When I asked my mom why she didn't take my phone, she said she tried but I started whining and growling at her. FML
by sydspears3 / 09/09/2014 at 2:08pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by Bella0304 / 09/06/2014 at 2:02pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen. After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo. The song's first words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument. FML
by Anonymous / 09/05/2014 at 5:54pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by mayoshampoo / 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by liilii / 08/30/2014 at 12:40pm / India (Kerala) / Animals
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said "nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2014 at 5:16pm / Portugal / Kids
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML
by leastitwasntsurpriseanal / 08/22/2014 at 4:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by BagelTheOtaku / 08/20/2014 at 1:15am / United States (Georgia) / Health
- Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later,… Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into… Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the…