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Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin that my tibia snapped. The snap was so loud that even the audience heard. As we waited for an ambulance, my mom started yelling for me to get off the field so the game could continue. FML
by broken_tibia / 12/10/2010 at 12:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML
by RevolutionLove / 12/10/2010 at 12:09pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2010 at 9:55pm / United States / Kids
Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried to see if there were any pictures so that I could identify them. No, I still don't know what they look like, but I have seen their penis. FML
by Anonymous / 11/26/2010 at 9:22am / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
by fired / 11/23/2010 at 8:41am / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I was cold and alone at work, so I decided to try and warm myself up on the panini toaster. As I was holding the top side open and my other hand over the hot metal, I accidentally closed the door on my hand. FML
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Work
by pst / 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Intimacy
Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML
by speechless / 11/02/2010 at 1:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a math test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML
by crazy_mom / 11/01/2010 at 11:10am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 4:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Triumvirate / 10/16/2010 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Transportation
by lightblue / 10/10/2010 at 12:33am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 2:29am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
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