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by skyhigh / 01/13/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
by tatortot7707 / 01/12/2011 at 11:42pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 9:06pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cop laughed at me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 8:29am / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by lovefool / 01/12/2011 at 5:58am / United Kingdom (Stockport) / Love
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 12:54am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by nemo518 / 12/23/2010 at 1:36am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by synyster505 / 12/19/2010 at 12:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 6:47pm / United States (California) / Animals
by expassword / 12/16/2010 at 7:20pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
by Doortje / 12/12/2010 at 6:37am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, I checked in at a hotel, got the keys and went up to my room. However, there seemed to be a… Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very…