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Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 12:54am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by nemo518 / 12/23/2010 at 1:36am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by synyster505 / 12/19/2010 at 12:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 6:47pm / United States (California) / Animals
by expassword / 12/16/2010 at 7:20pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
by wtfson / 12/13/2010 at 2:35am / Kids
by Doortje / 12/12/2010 at 6:37am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin that my tibia snapped. The snap was so loud that even the audience heard. As we waited for an ambulance, my mom started yelling for me to get off the field so the game could continue. FML
by broken_tibia / 12/10/2010 at 12:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML
by RevolutionLove / 12/10/2010 at 12:09pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2010 at 9:55pm / United States / Kids
Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried to see if there were any pictures so that I could identify them. No, I still don't know what they look like, but I have seen their penis. FML
by khaelian / 12/08/2010 at 6:47am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/26/2010 at 9:22am / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, it’s been a week since I arrived in Cuba. Gustav came to visit us. Now it’s Hannah’s turn.… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…