scottyrocks123

Search for a member

Offline (the 09/02/2016 at 7:56pm)

scottyrocks123

2Fucked!

scottyrocks123scottyrocks123
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4668
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About scottyrocks123 : Usually bored

scottyrocks123's page activity

Visits<b>Rababco</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 11:47pm<b>DippinGrizzly907</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 7:23am<b>Marcella1016</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:49am<b>Avi8r</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 5:46pm<b>nullroute</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:54pm<b>JayRod17</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:05pm<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 11:49pm<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 5:08pm<b>saifnaqvi11</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 8:38am<b>Crazion</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 5:33pm<b>pinkwho</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 4:07am<b>Micool</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 5:26pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 11:13pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 6:58pm<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 10:36pm<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 7:52pm<b>Kaylyn15</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 7:29pm<b>Andrewski12</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 10:29am

Fucked!<b>DippinGrizzly907</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 1:23pm<b>Crazion</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 11:33pm

scottyrocks123's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

See all of scottyrocks123's badges

scottyrocks123's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

by Eddy / 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm / United States (Arkansas) / Animals

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

by actually just constipated.. and stupid / 03/04/2015 at 10:03am / Tunisia / Health

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML

by definatelynotamurderer / 03/03/2015 at 9:01am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

by mszoe / 03/01/2015 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

by confused / 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML

by chloe_zjk / 02/18/2015 at 12:22am / France / Work

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

by ahhhhhh / 02/12/2015 at 12:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML

by MIB thingy please... / 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML

by jl_word / 02/04/2015 at 4:49pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

by lucas90 / 02/04/2015 at 4:42pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick up line. Ever. Especially on a coworker. FML

by No thank you / 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

by februarymarchapril / 02/03/2015 at 10:45pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML

by toe / 02/02/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health

Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

by StantheMan93 / 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy