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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3480
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34074) - you deserved it (24819)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

#21354690
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31079) - you deserved it (6221)

On 02/12/2015 at 12:23pm - misc - by ahhhhhh (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

#21353566
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39333) - you deserved it (2664)

On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML

#21349904
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41676) - you deserved it (5288)

On 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by MIB thingy please... (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML

#21349786
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29087) - you deserved it (3667)

On 02/04/2015 at 4:49pm - misc - by jl_word - United States

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick up line. Ever. Especially on a coworker. FML

#21349737
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36593) - you deserved it (5938)

On 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by No thank you (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

#21349366
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15888) - you deserved it (40622)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:45pm - health - by februarymarchapril (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML

#21348664
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15987) - you deserved it (42899)

On 02/02/2015 at 10:14pm - health - by toe - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

#21348539
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48838) - you deserved it (3422)

On 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by StantheMan93 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

#21348376
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48800) - you deserved it (4143)

On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML

#21347945
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32395) - you deserved it (2810)

On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

#21347895
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33380) - you deserved it (2598)

On 02/01/2015 at 6:10pm - health - by grossedout - United States (Virginia)

Today, in the middle of my haircut, the hairdresser went into labor. They never finished cutting it. FML

#21347835
78 comments


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