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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

#14186917
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10492) - you deserved it (31873)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, I woke up really tired after a night of just two hours sleep. The reason? The mall across the street forgot to turn off their music. It played Christmas songs all night. Loud. FML

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

#14160677
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35982) - you deserved it (2454)

On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin that my tibia snapped. The snap was so loud that even the audience heard. As we waited for an ambulance, my mom started yelling for me to get off the field so the game could continue. FML

Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML

#14153563
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43675) - you deserved it (4927)

On 12/10/2010 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by RevolutionLove - United States

Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML

#14136515
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26074) - you deserved it (5618)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried to see if there were any pictures so that I could identify them. No, I still don't know what they look like, but I have seen their penis. FML

#14129124
119 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 6:47am - intimacy - by khaelian -

Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

#13985421
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24728) - you deserved it (5725)

On 11/26/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

#13947465
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8418) - you deserved it (57669)

On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was cold and alone at work, so I decided to try and warm myself up on the panini toaster. As I was holding the top side open and my other hand over the hot metal, I accidentally closed the door on my hand. FML

#13925537
88 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 2:07pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

#13915907
211 comments

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On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML

#13688045
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24504) - you deserved it (3316)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:20pm - work - by speechless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a math test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML

#13673921
132 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 11:10am - intimacy - by crazy_mom (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30440) - you deserved it (5649)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML



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