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by Anonymous / 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by RyanM / 02/13/2011 at 4:01am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by 5minsolder / 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
by anonomous / 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
by superdriver / 02/07/2011 at 12:46pm / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 3:13pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 01/27/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by alaskan1989 / 01/21/2011 at 8:27pm / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that it's extremely difficult to take a dump while holding a cup under your ass for a lab specimen. I also found out that you get so nervous that you can actually forget to lock the door. FML
by Anonymous / 01/19/2011 at 3:34am / Lebanon / Health
by desertpunk75 / 01/18/2011 at 10:40pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Love
- Today, I decided to sink low enough to sign up for one of those 'get paid for taking a survey site'… Today, my loneliness hit an all time low when I actually considered "accidentally" texting a random… Today, I pulled an unconscious woman from a burning truck. The moment I met her, she and her family…