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Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
by superdriver / 02/07/2011 at 12:46pm / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 3:13pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 01/27/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by alaskan1989 / 01/21/2011 at 8:27pm / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that it's extremely difficult to take a dump while holding a cup under your ass for a lab specimen. I also found out that you get so nervous that you can actually forget to lock the door. FML
by Anonymous / 01/19/2011 at 3:34am / Lebanon / Health
by desertpunk75 / 01/18/2011 at 10:40pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Love
by skyhigh / 01/13/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
by tatortot7707 / 01/12/2011 at 11:42pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 9:06pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cop laughed at me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 8:29am / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by lovefool / 01/12/2011 at 5:58am / United Kingdom (Stockport) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…