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Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
by dullstuff / 07/21/2011 at 8:34am / Belgium (Liege) / Miscellaneous
by Bill Harrison / 07/19/2011 at 11:19am / United States / Work
Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML
by stargirl / 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm / United States / Transportation
by Unknown / 07/07/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Missouri) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 07/05/2011 at 12:30am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by hunter168647 / 07/02/2011 at 1:50am / United States (Georgia) / Money
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Username / 07/01/2011 at 9:05am / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML
by ashhatches / 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by A girl / 06/27/2011 at 3:55am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Work
by suxx / 06/25/2011 at 4:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Paul Williams / 06/24/2011 at 3:17pm / United States / Health
by sadcapri96 / 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm / United States (Delaware) / Money
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
by run4fun / 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm / United States (Vermont) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…