About scottyrocks123 : Usually bored
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
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You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
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On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by synyster505 - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 6:47pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 7:20pm - love - by expassword (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -
Today, I woke up really tired after a night of just two hours sleep. The reason? The mall across the street forgot to turn off their music. It played Christmas songs all night. Loud. FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 6:37am - misc - by Doortje (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin that my tibia snapped. The snap was so loud that even the audience heard. As we waited for an ambulance, my mom started yelling for me to get off the field so the game could continue. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 12:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by RevolutionLove - United States
Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML
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On 12/08/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried to see if there were any pictures so that I could identify them. No, I still don't know what they look like, but I have seen their penis. FML
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On 12/08/2010 at 6:47am - intimacy - by khaelian -
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I discovered that for the past 4 years my mother has been slipping meat into my food because she thinks my vegetarianism is a "stupid hippie fad." FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 9:17am - misc - by veggieweggie (woman) - United States (Delaware)
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)
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