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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (25 years)
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About scottyrocks123 : Usually bored

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Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML

#16835605
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29405) - you deserved it (4019)

On 06/24/2011 at 3:17pm - health - by Paul Williams - United States

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

#16820204
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22835) - you deserved it (44193)

On 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm - money - by sadcapri96 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

#16817769
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10652) - you deserved it (46614)

On 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm - health - by run4fun (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

#16815939
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34048) - you deserved it (2617)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42872) - you deserved it (3726)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

#16778236
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31768) - you deserved it (6694)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43399) - you deserved it (3684)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

#16732338
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36016) - you deserved it (3989)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14881) - you deserved it (54350)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

#16714444
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33322) - you deserved it (2250)

On 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by ajdown (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

#16704892
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38230) - you deserved it (3680)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:34am - health - by ekoblick - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14050) - you deserved it (60958)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32354) - you deserved it (5736)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

#16559634
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42959) - you deserved it (3496)

On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

#16554560
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15833) - you deserved it (30097)

On 06/07/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Mik (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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