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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

#17167728
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34980) - you deserved it (11805)

On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

#17139539
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11112) - you deserved it (41955)

On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47474) - you deserved it (25764)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

#16980502
50 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

#16944357
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23739) - you deserved it (7932)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36035) - you deserved it (4940)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

#16934037
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47489) - you deserved it (3983)

On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

#16882947
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11543) - you deserved it (57283)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47498) - you deserved it (4167)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36574) - you deserved it (7652)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML

#16835605
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29255) - you deserved it (4007)

On 06/24/2011 at 3:17pm - health - by Paul Williams - United States

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

#16820204
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21646) - you deserved it (42688)

On 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm - money - by sadcapri96 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

#16817769
220 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm - health - by run4fun (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

#16815939
91 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42755) - you deserved it (3711)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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