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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbd and liftd me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamd ( MY PHONE! ) They pausd so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bouncd, hit the concrete, and crackd its screen. FML

#17332249
198 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah bike got stolen because I left mah keys in the lock!! On mah way home, I saw mah bike in front of a store, unlocked!! I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again!! FML

#17201807
182 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by dullstuff (man) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that mah boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS an hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

#17176050
82 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States

Today , I was at a restaurant with mah son when he startd to choke on his food. Panickd , I grabbd the closest drink I could reach an made him gulp it down. Only when I receivd tons of drty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

#17167728
234 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru!! FML

#17139539
302 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, Whila At Tha Baach, I Was Mistakan For Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah neighbor and I lerened why fireworks r illegal in looool city limits . This lesson was lerened shortly after a roman candle cummed crashing through mah second story window . FML

#16980502
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , I bought an otter box. While setting up mah iPhone , I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

#16944357
194 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

#16936128
311 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, mah dog diad. My parants told ma to bury it out back. In tha procass, I managad to dig up mah cat. FML

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203 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)

Today,hile At Costco, I Was Eating A Hotdoghen I Saw A Really Hot Guy Walking Over. Trying To Be Sexy, I Bit My Hotdog Cutely And Winkd. I Endd Up Choking And Dropping The Ketchup Coverd Hotdog All Over My Lap. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, it has been 8 months since I startd a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day 4 a year. I just hered a noise outside. They cut the tree down.

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230 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I walked around 4 ours wit a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

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203 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had mah frst hockay gama aftar baing out with a shouldar injury. I andad up cracking mah tail bona. FML

#16835605
200 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 3:17pm - health - by Paul Williams - United States

Today, The Old Lady I've Been Taking Care Of And Running Errands Fir Died. She Hadn't Paid Me Yet. FML

#16820204
194 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm - money - by sadcapri96 (woman) - United States (Delaware)



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