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Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbd and liftd me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamd ( MY PHONE! ) They pausd so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bouncd, hit the concrete, and crackd its screen. FML
Today, mah bike got stolen because I left mah keys in the lock!! On mah way home, I saw mah bike in front of a store, unlocked!! I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again!! FML
Today , I was at a restaurant with mah son when he startd to choke on his food. Panickd , I grabbd the closest drink I could reach an made him gulp it down. Only when I receivd tons of drty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML
Today,hile At Costco, I Was Eating A Hotdoghen I Saw A Really Hot Guy Walking Over. Trying To Be Sexy, I Bit My Hotdog Cutely And Winkd. I Endd Up Choking And Dropping The Ketchup Coverd Hotdog All Over My Lap. FML
Friday 27 March 2015