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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 359
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About scoobyfiend : I hate stupid people with a passion

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Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

#19811531
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20762) - you deserved it (2514)

On 06/19/2012 at 5:59am - misc - by Stu (man) - United States

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

#19393049
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25714) - you deserved it (2595)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

#19261628
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31196) - you deserved it (4111)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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