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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 294
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About scoobyfiend : I hate stupid people with a passion

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Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18821) - you deserved it (2332)

On 06/19/2012 at 5:59am - misc - by Stu (man) - United States

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31000) - you deserved it (4092)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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