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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 966
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About schpanki : I just realised I have had the text "Awesomesauce" as description for a looooong time. I wonder if anyone ever read it...

Oh well, I like stuff, dont like stuff, yadayada.

Dont know what to write here. Bye.

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35307) - you deserved it (5487)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

#17047649
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40542) - you deserved it (7387)

On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30896) - you deserved it (2363)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32223) - you deserved it (3125)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30105) - you deserved it (5471)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37118) - you deserved it (4248)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60832) - you deserved it (4741)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36680) - you deserved it (11792)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

#16075095
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10480) - you deserved it (44409)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Kaz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44276) - you deserved it (4757)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28095) - you deserved it (3794)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49148) - you deserved it (8014)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46214) - you deserved it (5687)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29942) - you deserved it (7138)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)



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